Alex: I don't know, maybe?
Luke: Well, when I'm big like dad and B I want hair in my arm pits AND on my chest. (As he pulled up his shirt and is checking out his chest)
Alex: Me too. Lots and lots of hair in my arm pits and my chest.
Ahoy...get onboard for the ride!
Monday, November 15, 2010
Arm Pits and Chest Hair
Luke to Alex: Alex, I can't wait to be B's age so I can have hair in my arm pits. Does B have hair in her arm pits?
Alex: I don't know, maybe?
Luke: Well, when I'm big like dad and B I want hair in my arm pits AND on my chest. (As he pulled up his shirt and is checking out his chest)
Alex: Me too. Lots and lots of hair in my arm pits and my chest.
Alex: I don't know, maybe?
Luke: Well, when I'm big like dad and B I want hair in my arm pits AND on my chest. (As he pulled up his shirt and is checking out his chest)
Alex: Me too. Lots and lots of hair in my arm pits and my chest.
Sunday, November 7, 2010
Dinner talk
Dinner time at Texas Roadhouse:
(Huge fart that rattled the whole booth)
Luke: Oh, I just shat all up my back for the first time.
Dad: (Laughing so hard he can't breathe)
(Huge fart that rattled the whole booth)
Luke: Oh, I just shat all up my back for the first time.
Dad: (Laughing so hard he can't breathe)
Monday, October 25, 2010
Words to Live By
"Do not overtighten Nuts."
Luke found this little strip of paper and taped it to his wall. It's been up ever since. Good words to live by!
Playing House
Luke: Mom, can't I have Laurel, Landen, and Jake come over to play today?
Mom: No honey. Sometimes when you have Laurel over, you boys get playing and I think she might feel left out. How about just the boys today and you can play with Laurel tomorrow?
Luke: But mom, we'll play house with Laurel. She can be the mom and we'll have 2 dads.
Mom: Why 2 dads?
Luke: Mom...don't you know that some families have 2 dads and some have 2 moms?
I guess he knows more than we thought...
Mom: No honey. Sometimes when you have Laurel over, you boys get playing and I think she might feel left out. How about just the boys today and you can play with Laurel tomorrow?
Luke: But mom, we'll play house with Laurel. She can be the mom and we'll have 2 dads.
Mom: Why 2 dads?
Luke: Mom...don't you know that some families have 2 dads and some have 2 moms?
I guess he knows more than we thought...
Saturday, October 23, 2010
What's in the name?
Part I
Toothbrushes:
Whenever we ask Luke what he's doing and if he responds "I don't know", we know he's up to something he shouldn't be.
So, Kev and I were in our bedroom and Luke was the bath tub in our bathroom, right off of our bedroom. It was oddly quiet. We asked Luke what he was doing. His response: "I don't know". Kev asked him again, and again he said, "I don't know." Kev asking him again and he went really quiet again. Kev said "Luke - you tell me what you're doing". Luke said, "I'm cleaning the bathtub...and my butt...with your toothbrush".
Needless to say, that toothbrush was thrown away and the mystery is still unsolved as to how many times that has happened.
Toothbrushes:
Whenever we ask Luke what he's doing and if he responds "I don't know", we know he's up to something he shouldn't be.
So, Kev and I were in our bedroom and Luke was the bath tub in our bathroom, right off of our bedroom. It was oddly quiet. We asked Luke what he was doing. His response: "I don't know". Kev asked him again, and again he said, "I don't know." Kev asking him again and he went really quiet again. Kev said "Luke - you tell me what you're doing". Luke said, "I'm cleaning the bathtub...and my butt...with your toothbrush".
Needless to say, that toothbrush was thrown away and the mystery is still unsolved as to how many times that has happened.
My Knees Have Eyes
And so it begins....
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